I come to this snake farm with peace and kindness in my heart, and snakes greet me. Lots of snakes. Some are crawling, others are hanging, and others are clearly planning an escape to a nearby coconut. The guide tells me, "This is a king cobra, it can kill a person with one glance... or two, if he's wearing glasses."
Then they show how the locals take the snakes with their bare hands, carefully "whisper something pleasant" to them (apparently compliments about the scales), after which they extract the venom — everything is honest, without deception and in compliance with ancient reptilian etiquette. Then they offer to drink tinctures. On the python's gallbladder! I think: "Well, experience is the son of difficult mistakes." I drank, and apparently I got such a dose of courage and energy that a week later I opened a brick factory. To my delight, to the surprise of my neighbors.
But I didn't eat the cobra's heart — not because it was a pity, it was just on a diet and looked too thin. The snake show, by the way, is awesome. Especially when one crawled out right at my feet and started hinting that she also wanted to drink tincture. In general, I recommend it. Just wear your shorts tight.
The breeders. There is no farm. They pour rum with an energy drink. They are clumsily bred for money. While I was listening, I couldn't hold back my laughter. Girls, change the scripts. The system that you use has not been relevant for a long time and immediately causes disgust for your business. A few snakes in an aquarium and sad stories from Wikipedia, 7 minutes of twirling snakes, an hour of trying to clumsily shove some kind of miracle product into the crowd. Even the guide was omitted in front of everyone, although he tried to help you. I sat there for 15 minutes just because there is air conditioning. The experience is priceless, no cheap excursions next time. Anex was framed, of course, first by a miracle pharmacy where they also clumsily and openly tried to sell dietary supplements and some mushrooms for a lot of money, then this farm, then some crocodiles with crocodile products. Oh guys. It's a pity that this review will be seen properly when they arrive at your place and start suspecting something.
It's a pity that we didn't look at the reviews about the sightseeing tour first and agreed to it for FREE (the usual price of 1000 dietary supplements with visits to 4 locations) as a gift for the fact that we also purchased other excursions. The show lasts 7 minutes, the poor snakes are twisted and turned, then thrown into a box. The Royal cobra (listed in the Red Book) is bullied into aggression and a show is made of it. Then there are 30-40 minutes of sales of expensive dietary supplements for all diseases. There's everything from a runny nose to male potency. We went after the equally "breeding" royal pharmacy and already realized that razvedilovo was unbelievable. But, as they say, a placebo also works, the main thing is to believe. And for the price of drugs, even more faith is added.