I tried to capture a musician who performed in this cafe. Some kind of weirdo came up from the hall and, without taking off his mirrored glasses, said that it was impossible to take off his "face". I haven't needed it for a hundred years, as I explained, but the answer was "nneverrr!", with such an air that if I didn't obey, it would personally send troops to the Crimea and Karelia.
Then it completely demolished my phone, which was mounted on a mini tripod, and began to swear in good American, however, without being original, a solid maser-faker, but it rolled its eyes so that I probably had to get scarier. He also clenched his fists, and called on his friend to support him. Well, well, I think you should try...
Well, I pretended that I called the police, this weirdo was enough for a couple of minutes of calm, after which I ran to apologize, it turned out neither the owner of the establishment (!), nor someone from the authorities, offered to buy a drink to make amends, but of course there was no mood