Art Plaza Hotel
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+998 95 146 66 46
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Business hours
24 hours
Directions
Novza
1.98 km
Ko'z kasalliklari shifoxonasi
65 m
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158 reviews
September 10, 2024
Otlichnoe mesto , zavtrak priyatniy
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February 24
A clean and pleasant room. The room is quiet, the Wi-Fi is working. Delicious breakfast buffet. Nearby there is an excellent Bon cafe and a large Basket store. Delicious pilaf or samsi is also nearby.
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April 30
In today's issue, we analyze the seemingly decent Art Plaza Hotel with a rating of, wow, 9.2 on the booking. Let's explore what this hotel lacks for a solid 9.3 points, and even more so up to 9.4? For this, of course, you will have to live there inside!
We will urgently book and check in to check the compliance of such high ratings with reality!
Once at the hotel, we see and smell that the renovation inside the hotel is in full swing.
We walk up the stairs to our room, the window is ajar on the stairs, figures are smoking grass outside the window. These are not necessarily hotel staff, maybe workers, or maybe both. We will not interfere with them!
We check into the standard room for about $ 60 (with a discount on booking, it turned out to be $ 31 + fees)
What do we see in our standard?
The first thing that hits the nose is bleach, but then we notice that the air is damp and realize that the room is poorly ventilated. It doesn't matter, we open the window (and we don't close it anymore) and turn on the air conditioner.
We notice that the walls were once white, turned gray and dirty. Next comes the realization that the room does not have the 24 square meters declared on the booking. The decoration seems to match the photo on the booking, but everything seems to stand close to each other and ... Wait, where's the bedside table? They're not there, but they were in the photo! To hell with those bedside tables!
You walk past the bed through a narrow passage to the window and the table, and of course you bump into the TV on the wall (constantly). The chair can't really be moved away from the table, the bed is in the way. Making your way around the room is very similar to playing Tetris, where you are a four-deck stick.
Let's go wash in the bathroom.
Do you want to sit on the toilet? Be careful, this is not a toilet lid, but a real kite swooping down on you at the most sudden and crucial moment!
Ask about the pressure of the water and how hot is it? In general, forget it, it seems you share a poor boiler with 3 or 4 more rooms at the same time. And yes, of course, mold is already forming in the corners and on the walls, where for some reason they decided to paint with insufficiently waterproof paint and the coating started to bubble.
The Internet? What is the Internet? Why do you need memes? Be content with 1-2 sticks. The third stick is you!
If we suddenly decide to argue with the hotel staff and prove to them that this is not something that is not 9.0, it is not even 6.0, they will very convincingly begin to prove to us that we felt the lack of space, that the standard rooms are all like that, that the bedside tables, well, do you really need them so much? That the water in all the rooms flows the same way, that they wash the carpet all the time, that they always clean the rooms and even change the towels for their feet, and that the coffee machine in their cafe will of course be repaired soon.
And then, when we start claiming that we are not going to pay at all and demand a decision-maker, we are suddenly settled into a standard room, as in the photo in our booking, where 24m square meters, normal plumbing and there are fucking bedside tables!
There will be no photos of the hotel, the keys were thrown away and our trail was gone!
Here is a photo of the Tashkent solar complex, we recommend it!
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